I’m really jealous of girls with cute laughs because it’s probably such a turn off when a guy tells a joke and I start making seal noises.
|me:||hi may i get a caramel frappuccino
|starbucks:||sure. may i get your name please
|me:||esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez
"A lot of people get so hung up on what they can’t have that they don’t think for a second about whether they really want it."